Just funny thoughts i found

There are no stupid questions...but sometimes stupid answers.

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

Talk to you all night, die from lack of sleep next day..worth every minute

Staring at the kid who finished the test first as if he just climbed Mount Everest

Whoa... I stood up too fast.

it's only in the black of the night you can see the stars.

I wouldn't have to be such a smartass if you weren't such a dumbass.

returning to school after the summer only to find that I have forgotten how to write.

I could really use a wish right now...

I hate being second to those I put first.

Awkward moment when you say bye to someone but end up walking the same way.

I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make the effort... for once!

you dont like me?, oh boohoo, what makes you think i like you

My level of sarcasm is in proportion to your level of stupidity.

Hate is a strong word, but love is tossed around like nothing.

Sarcasm is a body`s natural defense against stupidity

The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything they have.

It's sad how most people become who they promised they'd never be.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police

Sometimes there is no next time, no time outs, no second chances. Sometimes it's now or never.

LOL i'm good at keeping secrets because i forget them.

i'm not weird. i'm limited edition.

I wish I was little again, when the hardest choice was picking a crayon.

When we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours we fall in love.

I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

what goes around, comes around.. and I CAN'T WAIT TIL IT COMES YOUR WAY!!!

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it

If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy.

ARE YOU SERIOUS??...yea, i saw it on Facebook...

not wanting to go to sleep........ then not wanting to get up

I hate it when people add you, then ask who you are.

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil

you remind me of a penny , beacuse ur two faced and worthless (:

The older I get The more I don't care if I fit in with everyone else.